The Reich Side of the Moon...

So not factually correct I take it...

Lesbian Vampire Killers it aint...

The story goes the writers of the terrible Lesbian Vampire Killers Williams and Hupfield went to the pub to think of the dumbest and yet most commercial title possible for a film, Lesbian Vampire Killers was the answer. They then went away and wrote the script.

They didn't try hard enough...

Tales from The Crypt...

Unfortunately not the old favorite we all know and love. No this is known simply as The Crypt and to be honest from the trailer looks like yet another low budget, quick turnaround tax dodge horror film. The premise? Six impossibly attractive "criminals" decide to plunder some booty that is rumored to be buried in some ancient spooky catacombs. Now it seems rather obvious that this being a horror the would be criminals each meet with an untimely demise. But why? well it turns out that the booty is cursed, a lazy plot device if you ask me. You may as well just say that a wizard has put an ancient curse on it. Anyway laziness aside the set design looks terrible in the sense that these are supposed to be "ancient" catacombs and instead it looks like somebody borrowed the set from Outpost's ghostly Nazi bunker. Not that ancient if you ask me. Anyhow judge for yourselves but to me the scariest thing in this trailer is the acting.

Zombie-Nazi's...

You don't get a better combination as far as I'm concerned. I can't wait for this one. Its Richard Raaphorst's Worst Case Scenario, and it looks amazing. There's a couple of trailers for this one. The first and the second.