Indy 5...

F**k off.
Shia LaBeouf said it'll be crazy. Whatever.

They're digging in the wrong place. Again!

So the rumour mill surrounding Indiana Jones 5 keeps on grinding despite key players (Ford, Spielberg, LaBeouf) being skeptical. Indeed the only person who seems blindly optimistic is the man who caused all of the damage on Indy 4, George "creator and destructor of childhood dreams" Lucas. What has this mill spat out? Indiana Jones and the Bermuda Triangle... I shit you not.

As I say this is all, it would seem, just rumours so let's hope somebody smashes Big George's typewriter before he smashes any more dreams shall we?

Let everyone's favorite archeologist hang up his hat and whip with what little dignity he has left.

NAZIS! I hate these guys...

Yes everyone is still poking the Indiana Jones franchise with a pointy stick. Despite the Crystal Skull's poor story and shoddy gags Harrison Ford still proved that he had it in him to run, jump and climb trees. Let's try and forget Caddyshack gophers and atomic explosion survival using a fridge for a moment. I know it's hard.

The possibility of an Indy 5 could be seen as a good thing. Speilberg maintains that he was never really happy with the Crystal Skull script or indeed the lazy mcguffin so would he be prepared to tend the wounds? Who would they get to write it? I can only assume that Lucas has had his typewriter confiscated and been told to sit on his hands for fear of doing any more damage. Frank Darabont, as we all know, was on board for Indy IV until...well until something happened and then he wasn't. Let's just hope that IF the powers that be greenlight another installment that this time around people have more balls to speak up if a shoddy idea is presented. Here's what the man himself has to say...

Nine nine nine nine nine nine...

Please can we just leave it alone? Ford hints at another dumb Indy film.

I'm going out...