Indy 5...

F**k off.
Shia LaBeouf said it'll be crazy. Whatever.

Get your ass to Mars...

Please leave my childhood alone.
'They' are gonna remake Total Recall, see THR.com But did you know that Minority Report's working title was Total Recall 2 and there was a TV series in '99 called Total Recall 2070?
Neither did I looks like a poor mans Blade Runner, don't do it.

Transportation is a precise business....

I was never a fan of The Transporter, some fun car stuff but poor script and acting have always let it down. Clip from the third installment in this dumb franchise. They haven't changed their ways.

Ridiculous...

Forget it...

Can't really believe they did a remake with the once mighty Steve Martin but low and behold they are making a sequel remake. Or something.
Pink Panther 2.
Load of old arse. I used to love Steve Martin and of course I love Peter Sellers, even in the later Pink Panther films. But this is just tarnishing so much on so many levels. Leave it alone, please for the sanity of the film loving world. Stop squeezing the life out of film treasures.
Idiots.
No comparison.