You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do...

I know I keep barking on about the disastrous new Indiana Jones film, But for any dogs out there who are trying to get the bad taste out of your muzzle, check this out. A script for Indy IV from '95 penned by Chris Columbus - of Gremlins and Goonies fame.
Still not what I was waiting for, but I didn't read about any gophers.
Woof.