Bigger badder and no Lilo...

Ain't it Cool said this was more mainstream than the last, that may be true but I doubt my Mother will be attending a screening of this film. Tarantino and Rodriguez should carry on parading and self referencing their films. A film based on a fake trailer from a revived Grindhouse format. Love it. If we could hang out with Freddy Newandyke and Mia Wallace, this is what they would watch.

If it bleeds...

Predators micro site with sneek peek of the new film. I love Rodriguez and Predator, let's just hope this match works...

NEWS!

Tim Burton signed on to adapt his own short story into a stop motion movie. Frankenweenie is the story of a boy who re-animates his pet pooch. The people who brought you The Nightmare Before Christmas are on animation duties. Facebook creator and zillionare Mark Zuckerberg is to have a film of his life so far made into a movie with David Fincher pegged to direct!!!!

In other news Robert Rodriguez is to direct a new Predator film whereby some unlucky humans land on the dreadlocked nastie's planet. Imaginatively titled "Predators", I'm sure it will still be better than AVP. Wes Craven is to direct Scream 4...what do you mean no one cares?

They F@*ked with the wrong Mexican...

Howdy Housers!!!!

As many of you are probably aware Machete is being made into a full length movie. For those of you not aware of that or what the hell I am talking about the afore mentioned hacking implement is actually the title of a "fake" movie that was trailed in between Rodriguez and Tarrantino's Grindhouse feature. Many of you may be scratching your heads in confusion, and rightly so as we viewers over in Blighty didn't get to see the full effect of this glorious idea. The reason being that lots of American people went to the cinema to see the double bill extravaganza got confused, cried a bit and left half way through. As a result the studio thought "here's an idea let's from here on in sell this double bill as two independent features thereby doubling profit!!!!! What could go wrong!!!! What about the trailers???? (dramatic pause) What trailers? mwoooha ha ha!!!!" or something like that any way. You can watch these little snippets of joy on You Tube if you like and when you do answer me this question. Why make Machete when our very own Edgar Wright's trailer for "DON'T" pisses all over the lot of them?

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