Zeus? ... don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!...

The cast are all in place and the Kraken awaits destruction in the upcoming "re imagining" of Clash of the Titans!!!!! It's very much a split opinion in Doghouse Towers. Why remake it? Why not just leave it alone? Is no childhood memory sacred? Meanwhile on the other side of the fence there are cries of surely with todays technology it's one of the few films that could benefit from a digital fingering? It's Gods and Monsters what more do you want?!

Well reports are clear that this is not as slowly paced as the original and there will be a bucket load of monsters to be thrown at Perseus (Terminator Salvation and Avatar wonderboy Sam Worthington) including Medusa and the Kraken. Here is a wee run down of other key players

ZEUS - LIAM NEESON

ANDROMEDA - ALEXA DAVALOS

HADES (boo hiss) - RALPH FIENNES

Io - GEMMA ARTERTON

ACRISIUS - JASON FLEMYNG

POSEIDON (not the boat) - DANNY HUSTON

I love it when a plan comes together...

That ruddy rumor mill has been grinding away again. So much so that it spat out this little nugget. Ridley and Tony Scott will be behind the film version of everyone's favourite 80's tv show, The A-Team. However the only character to be cast is Hannible and oddly the top choice turned out to be... Liam Neeson. I guess the proof will be in the pudding. Or the cigar.

Big Liam will also be lending his dulcet tones to the remake (or re-imagining) of Clash of the Titans. Playing none other than the big man himself. Zeus, who also loves it when a plan comes together... especially if it involves a Kraken!!!!