They're digging in the wrong place. Again!

So the rumour mill surrounding Indiana Jones 5 keeps on grinding despite key players (Ford, Spielberg, LaBeouf) being skeptical. Indeed the only person who seems blindly optimistic is the man who caused all of the damage on Indy 4, George "creator and destructor of childhood dreams" Lucas. What has this mill spat out? Indiana Jones and the Bermuda Triangle... I shit you not.

As I say this is all, it would seem, just rumours so let's hope somebody smashes Big George's typewriter before he smashes any more dreams shall we?

Let everyone's favorite archeologist hang up his hat and whip with what little dignity he has left.